What's on the shelf directly behind us?

These are something called Tsum Tsums, which I believe is something that Disney has created to be like a Japanese trinket toy. They're very cute. They're like weird little beanbags. This is the Star Wars collection. This hat is the hat that Freddie Prinze Jr. wears in the Wing Commander movie.

Is that a real prop?

Yes, it is. And the only reason it's here is because the Tsum Tsums were in it. This probably says a lot about our lives at home. This morning I came out and the Tsum Tsums were all in the hat on the costume.

I am a good husband who gets up at four in the morning and cleans the living room. And also I bought you Tsum Tsums.

But that's what a Tsum Tsum is. They're just little stackable beanbags. They're cute and they're stupid and I love them.